"Paddling The Pink Canoe" is a fun short film that kinda sorta talks about, well... you know... that thing that girls do... um... ahem... do I have to say it out loud?
Female masturbation.
The film depicts the literal translation of many popular slang euphemisms for the act of female self-loving.
If you didn't get them all, here's the full list:
Pushing the Button
Poking the pie
Ringing the bell
Petting the pussy
Paddling the pink canoe
Tapping the tuna
Filling the pink taco
Stirring the honey pot
Fanning the Fur
Slapping the crack
Double-clicking the mouse
Flicking the bean
Gilding the lily
Rubbing one out
Flicking the switch
Working out at the Y
Polishing the pearl
Spanking the monkey
Rubbing the magic lamp
Tickling the bearded clam
Buffing the muffin
Stroking the man in the boat
Adjusting the equalizer
Brushing the carpet
Scratching the patch
Touring the Map of Tasmania
Parting the corned beef curtains
Let your fingers do the walking
Playing solitaire
Beating around the bush
Two-finger typing
Flicking the switch repeatedly
Feeling the funnel
Buttering the beans/snowpeas
Pushing the button (again)
Touching the tigress
Banging the box
Juicing the fig
Checking the oil
Whipping the cream
Virgin's Release
Hitchhiking South
Pouring sugar in the Furry teacup
Feeding the bearded clam
Choking the chicken
Tickling the beaver
"Paddling The Pink Canoe" has been created in association with For The Girls - an erotic adult site for women.
For The Girls is another way of saying "Female Pleasure".
