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The internet offers us many things - games, stories, news.
One of the more amusing things about the web is the way
that wild and crazy stories, gossip, and rumours can be
spread in a very short amount of time. Of such stuff are
the fabulous stories of anal bleaching.
Yes folks, that's not a misprint. Anal bleaching allegedly
involves applying various chemicals to one's anal area in
order to get rid of that nasty, brown, icky normal human
pigmentation that tends to occur. It's a purely cosmetic
procedure, and various stories of it have flitted hither
and thither across the internet for almost three years.
The main rumour is that Lara Flynn Boyle - recently seen
as a lingerie-wearing alien in Men in Black 2 - is a major
fan of the procedure, and originally had it done at the
behest of Jack Nicholson.
Now, the first response that pops to mind is: what has a
wrinkled-up asshole like Jack Nicholson got against brown
bits anyway? Was Lara's chocolate starfish a little too
reminiscent of his own reflection, perhaps? And if Lara
is keen on applying bleach to the back door… perhaps
she wasn't really acting in Men in Black 2...
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